Haven't blogged in ages!

There'll be a post coming possibly tomorrow with a LOT of pictures taken by others during the recent TayMUN Conference.

Stay tuned :P

If I don't post tomorrow, feel free to slap me. But not before you REMIND me to post first!

What an awesome start to the holidays.

Wanna know how it started?

Friday. Teacher's Day Celebration.

How cute =)

Anyways, I'm sorry to everyone who I pissed off though it was you who pissed me off first. Inconsiderate selfish ~toots~. No stories here.

After school, that's what's important.

Scouts meeting to be held at Christian's house. Wanted to save money so we thought we would eat the leftovers from the Celebrations instead of going to IKEA. Bad mistake.

We ate beside the Scouts Den.

For those of you who don't know where.

There were a bunch of Indian guys behind the wall/fence. Two of then were sitting on the top of the wall. They were all drinking. Beer. All of them were drunk.

Before I came, one of them asked the rest of the Scouts for a piece of chicken. So they gave it to him. He ate it and threw the bones back at them. They decided to ignore it and threw the bone away. Then, I arrived.

Since I'm the only black guy in the middle of all the white guys, I guess they just hated me more.

There were two Form 2's, one Form 4 and a bunch of ex-students. Many of them.

So they started shouting at us or something like that. We just kept saying, "Kita tak mahu gaduh" and "Kami tak usik kamu, kamu tak usik kita".

Then, they started throwing stones and nuts at us. After a while, they got annoyed cuz we ignored them.

They just wanted to cari pasal. Just wanted to fight, and when we didn't fight, they got angry. Influenced by alcohol, the Form 4 guy came over and walked right up to me. He shouted "Apa tak mahu gaduh!?" again and again. I said, "Kita tak mahu gaduh. Tolong jangan buat apa-apa" or something like that.

After a while, he kicked me at my right thigh. I just repeated what I had been saying. He repeated what he was saying and kicked again. Then, He hit my head with a Motorcycle Helmet.

At this point, all the scouts got up. He started throwing more punches and soon a few more guys flew over the wall and started attacking. They had three helmets and all three broke. I got hit on my head three times with helmets and kicked on my thigh 4 or 5 times. My balls once too. Now only functioning at 50% power.

Timothy Wong got the most. Guess they wanted to bring him down since he was the biggest. I was second worst. They threw a lot of cheap shots. Yu Cheng got a cheap flying kick at the back of his neck.

We kept telling each other not to fight back as it would just make it worse.

After a while, a few more guys came over and broke it up. The apologized. Shook hands and they left. Feng Cheng was lucky he did not get attacked. Somehow, he was just ignored. Lucky they didn't do anything to his DSLR camera.

What's even more lucky, is that Bernice and Yip Fay didn't come on time. They arrived just after those guys left. Who knows what might have happened if they had come earlier?

We packed up and left the area. Went to the office to meet Mr.Tay. He had left already so we met Pn. Lee and Mr. Siva. What happens next can't be disclosed to anyone. Sorry.

I went to Universiti Hospital and the doctor said everything was ok. The machine to check your blood pressure is damn cool. You just clip this thing on your finger and they put the thing around your arm. Press the button and the thing fills with air.

When I used to follow my grandmother to this hospital a long time ago, they used the manual one where you pump it. My grandmother was the one who brought me here too. She's an expert you could say.

The doctor said if I had internal bleeding I should be vomitting and having localized pain which I didn't. So, all was fine and I went home. What a DAY!

There's a bit more to the story but I'm lazy to edit =P

So much for eating. So much for a meeting.

Saturday. Scouts Troop 151 Meeting.

We arrived in school at around 7.30 am.

Talked a bit. Then the Seniors had to teach the Juniors some songs. So we thought them Gelang and Ginganguli. Had some fun with Christian with the second song =D

Then, me, Yu Cheng, Timothy Wong and Daniel Fong had to leave to carry bamboo. We thought it would be a 15 minuted drive to a place where we would shift bamboo into a lorry. How wrong we were.

After 1 and a half hours, we arrived at the place. During the journey, the Kembara we were travelling in literally went on two wheels sideways. Maybe we were lucky Timothy was on the other side to balance things out.

Anyways, at the place, we realized our 3 ton lorry couldn't drive up the hill to get the bamboo. We had to go up and carry the bamboo down, uphill and downhill about 500 metres. There were 200 bamboo and 4 of us plus 4 from another school. We were to split it 100 each.

After carrying about 40, we couldn't take it anymore. We hired a 1 ton lorry for RM50 which could make it up. We got onto the back of the lorry. Before we could get ourselves adjusted, the driver took off. We almost fell. Timothy almost rolled of. He couldn't sit up the entire trip.

Once we reached, we loaded the lorry and walked down. Once down, we had to transfer the bamboo over to the 3 ton truck. Once done, we all celebrated. Only to realize we still had the 1 and a half hour trip back + unloading. Once we reached the school again, we unloaded. Splinters and Blisters abound. The bamboo has these small, tiny pins or whatever that are just annoying. They poke you again and again.

After that, me Gurbinder and Yu Cheng went to the KFC in Taman Tun to have a Scouts Meeting with Sir Colin and Sir Fook Hoy. We discussed things about the Skills Camp. At 8, Christian joined us and we had dinner. After that, HOME.

Sunday. Christian's House for Scouts Meeting.

Can't reveal what we did though I can tell you I have white spray paint on my hair which still can't be removed and on my nails too. Me, Christian, Gurbinder, Andrea and Yu Cheng were there.

And there you have it. What a nice start to my holidays.

Till then,

JJ

After being begged like crap by some, and angerring others, I'm here with a post =D

It's gonna be some random shit so if you want to leave, LEAVE.

Exams ended yesterday! Hallelujah? =/

I really really REALLY miss Matahari. I miss talking to you guys (Soo Yin, Siew Jun, Rou En, Hui Li, Xin Ling, Zhou Ling) -Yau, you and the 'gang' aren't included cuz we talk everyday anyways-

Soo Yin, you're the best Person-Who-I-Sit-Next-To-In-Class Ever! =D I miss you =/

Do you realize we haven't even had a proper conversation in about 3 and a half months? =/

Can you believe, Kadri lost my guitar? My beloved Guitar. My shiny black guitar in all its glory.

I didn't even want to bring it. He begged me to. I had running so he promised he would take care of it. Before leaving for running, I asked him to take care. Somehow I could sense something wrong. So I just kept repeating, make sure you take care Kadri. Make sure you don't lose my guitar.

I went to run (there's another story right here; posted after this story ends)

When I came back, I found out Kadri lost my guitar. I didn't even say anything to him. I just ignored and sat there. And then went home quietly.

Running Story(featuring Pn.Aminah ;D)

So I went to run for 200m. I was supposed to be entered into the event already. However, Pn. Aminah(we'll refer to her as A from now on) was convinced I couldn't run fast enough. So, she wanted us all to run a 100m sprint to see who was fastest.

Just before running, she said to me something like this:

Eh, Jarrod ni, boleh ke lari cepat?

Ju Kit ada Kamarul ada. Azuan pun ada.

Zul tu pun cepat jugak.

Si Jeremy tu(not Jeremy Tang, a Form 1 Jeremy) pun saya dengar pantas.

Jarrod ni tak boleh lah!

Obviously, I was damn pissed off -.- I was determined to prove her wrong.

So, I ran as fast as I could and I managed to beat Ju Kit(for the first time ever! =D) and get 1st(that also means I should have been in the 100m event but screw that). Even he was surprised. And dear old A turns to me with a red face and says to me softly, "Ok, Jarrod, kamu pergi rehat dulu ya? Nanti mesti lari, perlu menang untuk Rumah Biru tau?" And walks away embarassed =D

I thought this was about to be my best day, then I found out about the Guitar. Damn Kadri!

To all the people who have been asking me to update, I hope i'm satisfying you :D I'll try to update more from now on ok?

Can you believe I actually studied for this exam? This MONTHLY exam O.o I have almost NEVER done that before. Clap for me!

When I say 'study', I mean study for the subject on the day before. So it isn't much, but it's much by my standards. Beat that Keng Han =D

I would also like to take this opportunity to advertise Keng Han/Ilyas/Zhan Hong's semi-gay Awesome! blog =D

www.notsofunnehppl.blogspot.com

Read from the first post(There aren't many ;D) to really feel the 'joy'.

Ahh, the wonders of the Internet =D

So, how have you people been? Good, bad? Retarded? I thought so!

I crap too much. Don't you think I crap more now than I used to? Hey, don't discriminate!, the world's more fun with crap!

Listen to this. Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" Unplugged. For those of you who don't know, that means it's the same song but Acoustic.

Very nice.

I miss my guitar.

Till then,

JJ

Oops,I think should've made it less obvious.The picture just yells my name,doesn't it?

If you still don't know,I swear I'll find a way to make you remember my face...maybe poke ya real hard or something^^

Know what?Nevermind my name.What about his name?

Yes, him.The main author of this blog.Don't you think it's high time you get to know the owner of this blog better?Well,why not?He's the owner of the blog which you read everyday anyway(ok fine,not anymore XD) and not to mention The One who makes time fly just a tad bit faster(for some of us) ;D.

AreyouexcitedAreuexcitedAreyouexcited?

IknowIamIknowIamIknowIam.

Who better to write this than ME!(The idiot who always goofs around with JJ^^)

10ha.You need to know algebra to understand this.

And with that having said,I now present you

Project JJ101

Introduction

Project JJ101 is like some story-like Wikipedia/Section 54 file thingy about my friend, Jarrod.From the day we met till uhhh...Chelsea?Written by me of course ;D

SPECIMEN FORMAL NAME:JARROD JOSHUA KUMARAGURU

NICKNAMES:JJ,BUNNY BOY/BUN-BUN/BUNS(Inspired from his hairdo.Looks like rabbit ass),BOOGUH(Ya know,nose shit.Boogers.),TAIKI(Some Japanese name of his.),ZHE LED(Chinese!),BUDDIE/BUDS

P.O.B:KL I think.....JJ said ''Idiot...''

D.O.B:JANUARY 6TH 199450 days older....psh

ADDRESS:NO.52,BU6/3,BANDAR UTAMA,PETALING JAYA,4**00 SELANGOR.Hah!You'll never find him now!

CONTACT NUMBER:016*854625.Thou shall not prank call Bunny Boy.

FAVOURITE GROUP/SINGER SHITS:BON JOVI

SHOE SIZE:SAME AS MINE,8 OR 9.Shattap, I know I have men-sized feet.I'm abnormal, okay?I find it so freakin' hard to find shoes.I can't even wear female Nike shoes:( Count yourself lucky if your feet are size 5.

BEHAVIOUR:Find out at your own risk.Chances of getting hurt physically and mentally are substancially high but definitely a pleasurable experience. Why would I tell you anyway?This is all the more a better reason for you to find out!

INTERESTS:Basketball, MYMUN, public-speaking, Bon Jovi, Chelsea Football Association, universal ears, eating a lot, tosai.

FUN-FACTS:fav colours are orange and blue ,doesn't believe in having a Best Friend ,loves Indian food ,has surprisingly large biceps for a person of his size ,hated by a lot of teachers ,constant victim of racism =( ,GREAT friend.

~END OF REPORT~

Okay,too lazy to continue typing in CIA XD

Let's take a walk down memory lane, shall we?^^

Man, we 've changed...

A LOT.

Yes,it hurt.

Patnuhs in Cryme.

Delegates of General Assembly Committee

Fish u Ilyas.

Colourful but stinky feet ^^

Eeeyer..smelly >.<

Phee Phy Pho Phum,Monster Hui Min's on the run!!!

RUN!!!!!...helter-skelter XD

Hey,

These are the yet-to-be-confirmed details about the MYMUN 'Workshop' thing.

Since I haven't blogged in a long time( since my laptop still isn't fixed, should be done by this Wednesday) , I will post Pics. Credits for ALL pictures go to Yau Hui Min. Credits for all EDITs go to her also.

So, first of all, I only reached school at 9. Know why?? I overslept =D

Before I reached...i think..

Yau vs Christine

Once I arrived.

Slightly confused and retarded (thanks for the blue and orange, Yau)

Yau trying an emo pic?? Whatever it is, looks real retarded.

Me with a bra XD Notice how it's senget to the right??


Me, counting my exam marks. Jeremy at the back, with a sports bra O.o

Abigail, NOOOBBB


Me playing a guitar. Why i'm not wearing a shirt?? The one i was wearing was damn wet after football and the one i was supposed to change into, Jeremy wore for football and it was more soaked than mine..Disgusting -.-


Jeremy, What's that you see??? Pointy?? XD

Mallek, ok, i've got nothing to write here..

Me pouring water on Cheryl's head. I really DID pour water on her. She was angry after that =D
Picture turned out just perfect

Jeremy on the guitar

Why does she ALWAYS have some stupid face??

Ok, that's all i guess.

Till then,
JJ